I AM ELI
On the far left. I'm Eli. That guy to my right is an imposter. A wolf in sheep's clothing (if the sheep wore Pro Club heavy white tees and a busted pair of Docs). He'll try to prove he's me by telling you how many oranges he's eaten this winter, ranking primates tier-list style, or summarizing the King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard discography. However, he's not your guy. Trust me.
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Contact me, the real Eli, here:
385-535-1453
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IAQ
(INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)
Q: How many times have you watched Wayne's World (1992)?
A: At least 25, most of which were at sleepovers in high school. Excellent.
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Q: What place did you get in the 7th grade science fair?
A: 2nd. I did thorough research on how temperature affected the
elasticity of different rubber bands. Lost to a baking soda volcano.
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Q: What's your high score in Geoguessr?
A: One time I got 24,496/25,000 on the Albania map with a five minute
time limit. Awesome or embarrassing? You decide.
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Q: What's your ultimate guilty pleasure song?
A: Currently, SOS by Rihanna.
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Q: How are you?
A: Pretty good, thanks for asking.
My ghostwriter and—more importantly—my bro. We met in International Cinema class, so we're the most cultured (and pretentious) duo.
Check out his work. It's mostly the same as what you saw on here. But if you want to see a real mustache, give his site a visit.
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Seriously. It's a crazy mustache.
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Recognition:
2024 Young Ones Gold Pencil — Duolingo "The Owl"
2024 D&AD New Blood Portfolio Winner — This website
2024 D&AD New Blood Wood Pencil — Sprite "CON-SPRITE-ACY"
2024 AAF National Student Advertising Competition 3rd Place — Tide "Cold Is A No-Brainer"
2024 AAF National Student Advertising Competition Best Insight Award — Tide "Cold Is A No-Brainer"
2024 AAF Utah Addys Silver — Taco Bell "TacoTerra"
2024 La Pieza Bronze — Petco "Companion"​​
Brands I've Worked With:
McVitie's
Dick's Sporting Goods
United States Postal Service
ServiceNow
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Agencies I've Worked With:
TBWA/Chiat/Day LA
TBWA/Chiat/Day London​​